Cable Connector Mugs

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Must get a longer cable."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Minutes since the TV broke.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

Have your people friend my people.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

"Have we e-met before?"

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"I just invented the blog!"

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

My email account is out. I leave everything to my family,. You're being dramatic. This is how it all ends. First your account has some glitch. Then you try to contact technical support. But on the tech support website it says, If you're having problems with your account, send us an email. I can't I have no email. So call them. First, they have no number. Second, I don't use the phone. That's old-school Emails to and from my friends and family bounce back. People can't reach me. I miss important

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'