Cabins Prints

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Ice Fishing.

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

"So how are things back in economy?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."

Cabin crew dilemma

Totes sorry. Flight is legit delayed! :-(

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"