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A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"I think you hair needs washing"

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"Is that your phone buzzing?"

'Must you always come to visit folks lookin for trouble?'

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

'I wouldn't pop those if I were you.'