Buzzing Troublemaker T-Shirts

All of sudden the whole hive broke out in a brawl! That explains the black-eyed bees!

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Time is HONEY

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

Lawn mower breaking kit

"I think you hair needs washing"

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'Must you always come to visit folks lookin for trouble?'

In pro basketball, the New Orleans Hornets were defeated by a last-second shot. Ah, a buzzer-beater buzzer-beater!

"Is that your phone buzzing?"

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."