Buzz Buff Prints

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.

'How fast can you hype?'

The Vineyard

Create some buzz!

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Bumble Bee

Champagne Bubble

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Egg Buggy

Happy Tots Day Care.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Vacant possession.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'