Buying A New Pet Prints

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'I hope you didn't pay too much for him, Sam....'

The Hansons' decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

Dog House Hunters

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Are you new around here?"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Dog Dreams

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'