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Electric Car Hypocrisy

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.