Buying A New Apartment Mugs

"The last tenant lived here a long time."

Housing Prices

Rustic Gardens.

Apartment buildings springing out of the ground

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Life Cycle of a Tower Block

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Phew. No roaches, honey!"

"This apartment ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Is this flat high up?.'

The Pied-A-Terre Piper.

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'