Buying A Mobile Home Prints

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Your Future Home.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Turtle Trailer Court

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'