Buying A Mobile Home Prints

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Your Future Home.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'