Buying A Classic Car T-Shirts

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."