Buying A Cabin Pillows

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Now cut that out!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Ecstatic caravan

That's my summer place.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Welcome to my cellar!

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

"CCCOOOLD!"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Airbnb

'Well, it's not MY idea of time sharing!'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.