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"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bird Torture.

"Two vegans, please."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'