Busyness Buster T-Shirts

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Time for More Paperwork

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Nervous Oral Testing

In and Out Tray