Busy Parent Advocate Mugs

"These are my children; Hurry Up, Come On, and Let's Go."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"They grow up so fast."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A mother and baby elephant

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'