Busy Believers Prints

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Ghost School.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Give Thanks.

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Jesus the comedian.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

Stationary mountain bike.

There's no such word as "can't".

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"Keep your chin up."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

Oh, darn. I've said too much

Highwire Texting

A Tailor and a new customer

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

"They are tough competition!"

A woman dances to music on the radio.

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.