Business Wizard Prints

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'Alright. But it better be good.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

The world's first marketing genius.

'You may have three mergers.'

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.