Business Ventures Prints

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Big clients need big leaps.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

SPECULATION

Ahead of the Times vs Late to the Game

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Your name written in the snow $1

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

Profit

'I had my web page redesigned.'

Forget my leader. Stick with me and we'll make millions.

Boys offering to take women out in a rowing boat for the price of a shilling

'The company's expecting great things from you, young man.'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."