Business Trends Prints

"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."

"Rogers, you have been warned...we do not jubilate in this office!"

Final words on gravestones.

"And Thursday is karaoke night."

12 Days Without a Name Change

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

Movies, Groceries, Bail Bonds, Shoe laces

Collections Gone Wild

Post Post Office

Hosiery Division - ...This is your last chance to pull up your socks!

"Oh look! A new department store in the High Street."

Economic Prosperity

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

Staffing Cuts

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Eldrow

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'