Business Traveller Prints

"Nice to meet you. You must excuse me I'm still suffering from jet lag."

Man with a mobile phone pretending to be an aeroplane.

'They're pretty helpless if they get stuck on their backs.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Self-employed.

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.