Business Trainee Prints

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

Robot Parts $5

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

The annual running of the lawyers.

'...All profits are local.'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Monkey Business College

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'