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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

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"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Party Animals.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."