Business Simulator Buff Prints

"I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Walking To School Simulator

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Economic Conference.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Guide us, Oh Database Manager!"

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

mars is flat.

Wii Childbirth

'Third Life'

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.