Business-savvy Guru Prints

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Target your message

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Female business.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"