Business Quarterly Meeting Mugs

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."