Business Proposal Procrastinator Pillows

"We finally heard a response to the sales proposal...Sir?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"File!"

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Chairmen of the Bored

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."