Business Partner Mugs

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

"I love your optimism."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"I'm afraid the news isn't good. Word has it that consumers are starting to find out what actually matters."

Business failed because of him.

"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I'd run it by legal myself, but they have a restraining order against me."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Acme Group shareholders meeting - As soon as he said 'money isn't everything' I knew we were in trouble.

Lazy boss

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

Hostile take-over.

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'I thought an assignment as head of an overseas branch was a promotion.'

Team Leader

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"Huh, somehow I missed that. So resting on our laurels is at the core of our new strategic plan."

"Thanks to Max's suggestions, sales are up 11%! Who's a good boy? Is Max a good boy...?"

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"