Business Outing Mugs

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'He must be going economy!'

Watching the football.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'