Business-minded Youngsters Pillows

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

Pat My Dog $5

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Fresh snow cones for sale.

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

'I have to stay in school till I'm 18? -- Is there any chance of a buyout?'

Lemonade 50 cents: Lottery Tickets Sold Here.

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

You get an allowance, not a pension and profit sharing allowance.

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

Last flowers before Althorp

'I'm holding out for a $1 million signing bonus, plus product endorsement perks.'

Lemonade Stand