Business Lawyer Pillows

'Mr. Covington - the lawyers have arrived.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

The president's men

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

A fight in the Boardroom.

Campaign for Plain English

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'