Business Law T-Shirts

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."

Companies Act Legislation.

'It's a judgement by default from the county court.'

'Thanks to profitable litigation, we no longer need to generate a product or provide a service.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Trial by Media

'Now that I have your attention...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Good boy."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Anti-Agent

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You're fired."