Business Law T-Shirts

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."

Companies Act Legislation.

'It's a judgement by default from the county court.'

'Thanks to profitable litigation, we no longer need to generate a product or provide a service.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Trial by Media

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Good boy."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Lynching on social media

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.