Business Health Guru T-Shirts

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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Self help acupuncture

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

The MBA Draft

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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Coronavirus Waves

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

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