Business Executive Pillows

"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."

Company man

"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."

"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."

"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart."

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

"That's what I want to say. See if you can find some statistics to prove it."

"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."

'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

"Any questions?"

"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"

'And, unfortunately, accounting is reporting that 'enough' is no longer enough.'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Obviously, wishful thinking alone won't turn things around. It's going to take wishful thinking combined with some powerful new jargon!"

'Meet Mummy's new husband. We hope to realize a number of economies through this merger and ask for your patience during the transition period.'

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

Before Corporate Training/After Corporate Training

"That would look really good in my office."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."

Woman walks past a sign in an office that reads "Sycophant of the month".