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'I DO have the foggiest idea ... but that's all.'

"Supply and demand."

Steak holders

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Raincloud Umbrella

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.