Business Comic Enthusiast Prints

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, we've found someone online who's 25% better at being you for half the money!'

'Merged out of a job.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Spot the difference.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"It lost a little something in translation."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?