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AGM - Just keep it boring.

"And to keep things moving along, I've added snipers.

'Think of it as incentive marketing. You increase our market share and you get to keep your job.'

"Since the reorganisation we can't actually afford to pay you. . . but would you be happy with 30% more meaningless platitudes about how much we value you?"

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Hearing no objections, the motion passes."

'This is a rationalization dog. He's trained to go for spare employees.'

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

"Since it's so difficult to raise the minimum wage, my idea is to lower the minimum work."

'Well, that takes care of assisted dying. Now let's return to assisted lying.'

'Dunleavy, I heard you've been praying for a raise... you know I don't like people going over my head!'

'I'm sorry, but there's just no room in the budget for upward mobility... We're all making sacrifices...After all, I haven't been promoted in over twenty years.'

'Victim of Downsizing'

Businessman's Parachute.

'Let's continue to keep our relationship strictly business.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'