Business Brainiac Mugs

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

Man on a weights bench trying to lift a very heavy productivity

"Well, I'm a bit of an entrepreneur: I saw there was a market, so I launched my business..."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

X-RAY

The power of the brain

Lost and Profound.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."