Business Brainiac Mugs

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

Man on a weights bench trying to lift a very heavy productivity

"Well, I'm a bit of an entrepreneur: I saw there was a market, so I launched my business..."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The intellectual.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Spindle Neurons

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Switch on brain

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

The power of the brain

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

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