Business Award Recipient Mugs

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Annual profits,

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

SALE

I'm a self-made man!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Let's Celebrate

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money Bar.