Business Administration Mugs

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Powerbrowse this and get back to me with a sentence-long synopsis.'

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"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I make the lemonade and sell it -- Kevin just fills out the Federal forms.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Now that I have your attention...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."