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Beating for game

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Cat in a tank...

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."