Bushfire Battler Pillows

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Computer Expert

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Doctor surrounded by notes.

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Painter's Duel.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Drone Spray

Your Country Needs MOO!

Thinking outside the box.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Definitely work-related."