Bushcraft T-Shirts

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

The Art Student.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Toadstools

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Build a Raft

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Happy Easter

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."