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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

The Art Student.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Toadstools

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Build a Raft

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Happy Easter

Rocking horse

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

I did it my way.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."