Bush Trimming Tactician Mugs

Robinia Floribunda

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Cat in a tank...

Tariff Wars

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Tariffs"

"Works every time."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Jurassic Country Club.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'We've come to invade your privacy.'

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

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