Bus Tour Adventurer Mugs

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Vacation Bus Photo

Doubledecker bus stop

Cheap Thrills

We're barely gonna make it!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Birthday Bus

The Bus Stop.

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Bus rally tour

Frankfurters on a Bus

Subway Organizer

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

desert bus stop...

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"That means you, pal!"

"Carl! There's a door on the top here!"

I love Nightbuses

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing, only they'll call it a 'Luxury Motor Coach Tour'.

Lawyers Who Care

Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

"Ponder This - your life is waiting for a bus that never comes!"