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'John I'm 25 years old. How much longer have I got to dress like this just to save you a half fare?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Doubledecker bus stop

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

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"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

The Bus Stop.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Octo-Bus.

Realistic Timetable

Taxi fares.

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

desert bus stop...

"Get me the coast.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

“Now that you’ve stayed up all night trying to cram everything you need into a carry-on, and now that you’ve reconciled with the fact that your hair dryer had to stay behind, and now that you’ve frantically rushed through the airport with your cumbersome luggage in tow and made it through security and to the gate just in the nick of time, we’re going to make you check your bag anyway. Don’t worry, though — it’s complimentary.”

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

"You can't possibly upgrade this line. That's a late spider Orchid."

Manchester City's Team Bus.

Transport Workers Strike

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