Burns Night Celebrant Mugs

Happy Burn's Night!

Scot country dancing,

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Och lye the news'

"Devi's brew?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Sparkler

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Robert Burns

Glimpses One Dollar

Jenga!!!

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bonfire

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Sparklers

Passover Plague

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'People soup again?'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Pancakes

William Wallace.

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'