Bureaucrats Pillows

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Uh, which side did you say you were on?'

"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

'You're a two-faced, back stabbing, bootlicker who wouldn't hesitate to sell his own Mother for profit, Penderton. If only we had more like you.'

Pirate has spike rather than hook, with paper on it: 'This job is not what it used to be ? too much paperwork for a start.'

Excessive Paperwork

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'What did I tell you -- red tape'

To discourage costly expenses claims, M.P.s are to get reimbursed in small denomination coins.

Unorthodox in their methods, the Vojvodina Rippers cut through red tape fast.

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort

"So that's agreed, we should set up a preliminary sub committee to consider thinking about getting a group of people together to have a bit of a chat about starting to plan a bit of something."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"Why didn't we think of this?"

Bureaucracy and economic order in Cuba

'There's no guidance on pregnancies and swine flu...but I've 138 pages on revised waiting room management strategies..'

No 1 priority is for GPs to call halt to change.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

Smalltown USA: Red ink.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Officialdom-phobia.

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'