Bureaucratic Buff Mugs

Data entry will make surgeries longer.

"Normally, having a song stuck in your head isn't considered a disability."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'You know Daddy has a very important job and he has to be very careful. Now sit down and put on your ID card.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'What's wrong now?'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"From this you make a living?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Max Weber

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.