Bureaucratic Buff Mugs

Data entry will make surgeries longer.

"Normally, having a song stuck in your head isn't considered a disability."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'You know Daddy has a very important job and he has to be very careful. Now sit down and put on your ID card.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'What's wrong now?'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Max Weber

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.