Bureaucracy Jokers T-Shirts

Proviso in hieroglyphics.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

Excessive Paperwork

God's Office.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Bureaucratic castle

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Insufficient Postage

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Never mind what it's for!! It's paperwork... just do it!"

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

There's only one way out of this office, Alansky, and your looking at it

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."