Bureaucracy_blunder_fans Pillows

“Sorry for the confusion but the “R” has fallen off our sign.”

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Wolf Reintroduction.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

Mr Pickwick and Sam in the Attorney's Office

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'