Bureaucracy Admirer Pillows

'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

MI5 Press Office

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Hello, department of pointless endeavors and redundant futility."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Director: US Space Research.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

Inland Revenue Awards - The next award is for the longest time it took to give someone the correct tax code.

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"