Bunny Whisperer Mugs

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'Before you enter the warren, I need to give you a full Safety Induction...'

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

World's best carrot cakes.

'uh oh, we'd better run for it: There's a combine-harvester coming this way...'

Carrot reading.

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"It's useless Darling, it's way too sandy: We can't build a warren here without a lot of wooden props..."

'Look, if you didn't want to move down here with Fluffy, why didn't you say so?'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"The rabbit got lost."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Licensed Therapist

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'