Bunny Whisperer Mugs

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'Before you enter the warren, I need to give you a full Safety Induction...'

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

World's best carrot cakes.

'uh oh, we'd better run for it: There's a combine-harvester coming this way...'

Carrot reading.

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"It's useless Darling, it's way too sandy: We can't build a warren here without a lot of wooden props..."

'Look, if you didn't want to move down here with Fluffy, why didn't you say so?'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"The rabbit got lost."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Children's Parties

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'